December 2011
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April 2011
5 posts
urfakehighschoolgirlfriend asked: Yes that was written by me :3
Good stuff, or.....?
Good stuff, or.....?
“Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your...”
– -Michael Scott
December 2010
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July 2010
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April 2010
2 posts
INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO COMB HAIR
The man will comb his hair without a mirror, working his open hand through it. The woman will make her reflection into a tower or treetop, whatever peek, where the lines of storm and the blue mark of the broody kingfisher can be found. She’ll know how to stem sweetly that flow from tenuous high tides, how to light the fire of remembrance without smoke. To comb the hair will be to take...
March 2010
5 posts
still waiting.
“The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.”
– J.L.B.
“EL DUKE.. La ultima vez que lo vi fue en el...
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
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December 2009
1 post
Instructions on how to cry
Putting the reasons for crying aside for the moment, we may concentrate on the correct way to cry, which, be it understood, means a weeping that doesn’t turn into a big commotion nor proves an affront to the smile with its parallel and dull similarity. The average, everyday weeping consists of a general contraction of the face and a spasmodic sound accompanied by tears and mucus, this last...